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The Nocket Files: Vol. II

A conversation I had today with one Dan Nocket (via email)

Dan
“I feel like Mcgyver. I managed to repair a pair of ripped jeans with some fabric scraps from an old shirt and epoxy.”
Me
“Gay”
Dan
“…says the guy who tolls the Kraft site looking for recipes.”
Me
“That was the first result to a google search. Eat a bag of dicks†!”
Dan
“What the heck did you search for? ‘I’m gay and I want to bake something for my office’?”
Me
“I was looking for it specifically so I searched for ‘ghosts in the graveyard’ Incidentally, your search yields no results. For now.”

Not any more I guess…

† Phrase gleefully lifted from NLO

Volume One

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Justin Dickinson

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4 Responses to “The Nocket Files: Vol. II”

  1. Justin Says:

    Now there’s exactly 1 result.

    http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22I%E2%80%99m+gay+and+I+want+to+bake+something+for+my+office%22&btnG=Google+Search

  2. Dan Nocket Says:

    I feel so honored.

  3. Dan Nocket Says:

    Additionally, I love that I have my own post category here.

  4. Justin Says:

    I bet you do you cheeky monkey. Incidentally, it’s one of the more popular categories. People love our witty banter.

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