skip to: content | navigation | search | footer

Your 16oz Maple and Sage? I don’t eat that, I’m not from The North.


Devoted Customer Upset Jimmy Dean Downsized Sausage 16oz To 12oz But Charges Same Price.

This is the greatest thing I’ve heard in awhile. This poor Texan just wants to feed his plump wife and 600lbs of men in his home. How could you Jimmy Dean?

PS. Those Jimmy Dean “Chocolate Chip Pancakes & Sausage on a Stick” are the nastiest thing I’ve ever seen. Chocolate and ground meat never go together.

Justin Dickinson



2 Responses to “Your 16oz Maple and Sage? I don’t eat that, I’m not from The North.”

  1. Dan N Says:

    What about those chili recipes that call for chocolate?

  2. Justin Says:

    Fair point sir. However, in my defense, I usually use cubed or chopped meat in chili, rather than ground. Also, I melt in some dark chocolate in the end for subtle depth of flavor, I don’t scatter tollhouse chips over the bowl before serving.

    But seriously, listen to that voicemail, it’s hilarious.

Leave a Reply

Random Photo


Enter your email address:

Delivered by FeedBurner

Recent Photos

  • IMG_0029.JPG
  • IMG_0025.JPG
  • IMG_0023.JPG
  • IMG_0021.JPG
  • IMG_0028.JPG
  • IMG_0026.JPG
  • IMG_0850.JPG
  • IMG_0849.JPG
  • IMG_0845.JPG
  • IMG_0844.JPG
  • IMG_0842.JPG
  • IMG_0840.JPG


  • Amateur Gourmet - A NYC blog about food, restaurants, and culinary culture where I am a contributor.
  • Have You Met Ted? - The blog for all things How I Met Your Mother. Written by yours truly.
  • Maniacal Rage Podcast - The podcast that treads the line between precocious creativity and crippling cynicism.
  • Nobody Likes Onions - Not for the faint of heart.
  • - dinosaur comics - Funniest. Comic. Ever.