Your 16oz Maple and Sage? I don’t eat that, I’m not from The North.

Posted by Justin Dickinson on November 20, 2007 in Food, Minutiae, Web Videos

Devoted Customer Upset Jimmy Dean Downsized Sausage 16oz To 12oz But Charges Same Price.

This is the greatest thing I’ve heard in awhile. This poor Texan just wants to feed his plump wife and 600lbs of men in his home. How could you Jimmy Dean?

PS. Those Jimmy Dean “Chocolate Chip Pancakes & Sausage on a Stick” are the nastiest thing I’ve ever seen. Chocolate and ground meat never go together.

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Justin Dickinson

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2 Responses to “Your 16oz Maple and Sage? I don’t eat that, I’m not from The North.”

Dan N Says:

What about those chili recipes that call for chocolate?
November 20th, 2007 at 11:37 am
Justin Says:

Fair point sir. However, in my defense, I usually use cubed or chopped meat in chili, rather than ground. Also, I melt in some dark chocolate in the end for subtle depth of flavor, I don’t scatter tollhouse chips over the bowl before serving.

But seriously, listen to that voicemail, it’s hilarious.
November 20th, 2007 at 11:47 am