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Your 16oz Maple and Sage? I don’t eat that, I’m not from The North.

20 November 2007 1,142 views 2 Comments

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Devoted Customer Upset Jimmy Dean Downsized Sausage 16oz To 12oz But Charges Same Price.

This is the greatest thing I’ve heard in awhile. This poor Texan just wants to feed his plump wife and 600lbs of men in his home. How could you Jimmy Dean?

PS. Those Jimmy Dean “Chocolate Chip Pancakes & Sausage on a Stick” are the nastiest thing I’ve ever seen. Chocolate and ground meat never go together.

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  • Dan N said:

    What about those chili recipes that call for chocolate?

  • Justin (author) said:

    Fair point sir. However, in my defense, I usually use cubed or chopped meat in chili, rather than ground. Also, I melt in some dark chocolate in the end for subtle depth of flavor, I don’t scatter tollhouse chips over the bowl before serving.

    But seriously, listen to that voicemail, it’s hilarious.